Jokes

"I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add to it." - Steven Wright

"Italians, slanty little eyes. oh sorry - italics." - Milton Jones

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

"I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Steven Wright

"Little Boy Blue - He needed the money." - Andrew Dice Clay